We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you, ” and I am thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as the people in the loony bin, ” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “Well, at least I am an orange”. Jim Gaffigan
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We all have our quirks. We all have things about us that make some people look at us sideways. We all feel like we are a little weird at times, but the important thing is to not let any of that get us down. We are all unique and that's okay.

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